A big dump. Man there is nothing hotter than the thought of sitting on the john, face clenched in strain, sweat on the brow, and that musky order permeating the room. I have no idea how my ex's did not rush the bathroom everytime I was in there for longer than 3 min. 
              OK, jokes aside, this is from Victoria's Secret, and ( Read more... )

I try not to tip more than $20 unless there is at least a handjob involved. Otherwise the stripper has a tendency to think of you as a mark. Then she gets your phone number, starts calling you at home, and you end up working extra hours to pay for her rent, while she sleeps with her boyfriend named Chet.... ummm, theoretically speaking of course, ( Read more... )